I am proud to say I have become a legit adult. A real deal adult. A full-on 100% adult. How, you may ask? Well, I have a morning routine… that counts as adulting, right?
Submitted by Beck Tantillo / December 2019
I’m a fan of the Irish exit. Grammarly tells me this term is outdated, so I’ll rename it as the vero exit. It’s my preferred method of exiting most locations and events, particularly parties and gatherings. The vero exit is leaving without saying goodbye. It’s really not that necessary to say goodbye.
Over the past few years, I have developed a deep appreciation for the work of Khalil Gibran, a Lebanese-American poet whose words always lead me to self-reflect after reading them.
Between never putting on sunscreen, never re-applying, getting shit sleep, tanning, or whatever other abrasive skincare routines you have going, it’s no wonder some of you might end up looking like a crypt keeper by the time you’re 30. And yes, this includes everyone of every skin color under the sun (haha, see what I did there?).
Ah yes, the “moving to a new city” stage of life. I am proud to say I have made it to this typical yet exciting part of my chapter. As common as it is (most would call it the mid-life crisis identity), it is definitely the most fulfilling thing one can do.
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