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pumped guns for your buns by fiorella atoche

pumped guns for your buns

So you read my post about growing your glutes and saw results! Now, you want to get some nice, toned arms and back… Well, I have just the workout for you!

ballsy / the irresistibility of teen dramas by vero

ballsy / irresistibility of teen dramas

Do you watch teen dramas? There’s just something about them that I can’t resist. They’re corny as fuck, emotional, and generally unrealistic. Actually, they’re always unrealistic. These teens are running around doing shit you never would’ve done. Hell, you wouldn’t have the balls to do that shit now as an adult.

hyperpigmentation 1 by shelsey vazquez

how i manage my hyperpigmentation: part 1

So what even is hyperpigmentation? For those not in the know, hyperpigmentation is basically a broad term used to describe instances when you get spots on your skin that are darker or a different color than the rest of your body.

a year later by vero

a year later

It’s been a little over a year since the pandemic was announced. Around March 13th, the world started panicking over this virus.

let's talk about sex...ual pleasure by dani rochez

sex ed: let’s talk about sex…ual pleasure

So I don’t know if you’ve ever seen the TikTok video of the girl who goes to the bathroom just to wash her hands at 2 am. If you have though, you either know or have no clue what that video means. The video went viral, and I am glad it was seen by so many viewers because it is such a taboo topic.

hot glute summer by fiorella atoche

hot glute summer

Growing your cheeks is a long and hard process, definitely don’t expect it to occur in a month. I will share my tips for how I went from an inverted slope on my derrière to draggin’ that wagon!


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