So you read my post about growing your glutes and saw results! Now, you want to get some nice, toned arms and back… Well, I have just the workout for you!
Growing your cheeks is a long and hard process, definitely don’t expect it to occur in a month. I will share my tips for how I went from an inverted slope on my derrière to draggin’ that wagon!
Hello, welcome back. I can see you have not changed and are still a procrastinator since my last article: Waited-until-last-minute Christmas presents. Let’s cut it short since we all know how this goes: You just realized valentine’s day is around the corner and also just remembered you have a relationship. Yes, yes, you do; you should probably go check in on them.
Yes, I went to Disney this week, and yes, I wish I had this guide. First, let me start by saying no matter how old you are, Disney World is fucking amazing. But just like any other amazing thing in life it always comes with a pile of stressful scenarios. Relax, chill out, I have you covered. Let me help with less than half of your Disney problems.
I guess I should have mentioned in the title that this article is directly pointed towards parents that use Facebook but to be honest I did not have the courage to expose myself. So, if you are a victim of this, feel free to cover up my name and show this article to your parents.
Unfortunately, we have all received advice that we simply did not ask for. In my personal experience, people always seem so intrigued to share words of wisdom with me and give me advice that with time and maturity, I have found to be completely useless. Allow me to share with you some and give you my unwanted advice.
Yeast infections suck. They can itch, burn, smell, and just feel gross overall. Yes, both penis and vagina-owners can get them.
Welcome to college! You either want to get into a frat/srat or wish to simply benefit from those who are currently in one. Either way, you need to be adequately prepared to enter the disgusting abyss that is a frat party.
Here it comes. Can you feel it?… New year, new me! Or Goodbye 2020, hello new me. Let me cut it short. Are you thinking of resolutions for new years? Here is an idea: don’t.
Let me guess. You’re a procrastinator that still hasn’t bought me a gift. You read Jessica’s article and realized I would hate to receive any of those items. First of all, fuck you for waiting till the last minute. Second of all, I’m here to save you from the embarrassment of giving me a bad gift.