I am proud to say I have become a legit adult. A real deal adult. A full-on 100% adult. How, you may ask? Well, I have a morning routine… that counts as adulting, right?
Between never putting on sunscreen, never re-applying, getting shit sleep, tanning, or whatever other abrasive skincare routines you have going, it’s no wonder some of you might end up looking like a crypt keeper by the time you’re 30. And yes, this includes everyone of every skin color under the sun (haha, see what I did there?).
Ah yes, the “moving to a new city” stage of life. I am proud to say I have made it to this typical yet exciting part of my chapter. As common as it is (most would call it the mid-life crisis identity), it is definitely the most fulfilling thing one can do.
I feel like I’ve been deceived most of my life about how I’m supposed to manage my hair. There’s so much misleading information out there about what it means to moisturize. I’ve used all kinds of oils and creams for years, thinking I was actually doing something to bring out my curls. In reality, my hair was becoming dry, lifeless, and frizzy to boot.
I like to think people pay attention to my nail color. I usually gravitate towards white, black, pinkish, or red. I love to pick a nail color that I know would have gotten me in trouble back in high school.
Valentine’s Day is a beautiful holiday, full of love, gifts, and smiles. Oh, and red flags. There’s so much red surrounding you on this holiday that you forget to pay attention to these flags. Don’t fret; I’m here to remind you of what to pay attention to.
Hello, welcome back. I can see you have not changed and are still a procrastinator since my last article: Waited-until-last-minute Christmas presents. Let’s cut it short since we all know how this goes: You just realized valentine’s day is around the corner and also just remembered you have a relationship. Yes, yes, you do; you should probably go check in on them.
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Yes, I went to Disney this week, and yes, I wish I had this guide. First, let me start by saying no matter how old you are, Disney World is fucking amazing. But just like any other amazing thing in life it always comes with a pile of stressful scenarios. Relax, chill out, I have you covered. Let me help with less than half of your Disney problems.